Dennis the Deviant: If Dennis the Menace were real and grown up, he'd be on death row.
Broken Bond: Why James Bond should be terminated with extreme prejudice.
Just Boldly Go, Already!: Trekkies understand the Prime Directive but not the concept of Enough.
No Video Game Can Make Someone Violent - April 11, 2003
WIRED magazine: A 2004 interview with Harlan Ellison on his AOL suit.
FANGORIA: If you look go to Amazon's subscription page for Fangoria magazine, the cover story on Stephen King's crappy "Dreamcatcher" flick is mine, written as "Milo Flynn."